We all like to give nicknames to our most prized possessions, like our boats, our cars, our guns, our women (just kidding ladies), our favorite parts of our body (typically the one that does all of the thinking), and of course our golf drivers. I know I’ve called my driver some not so endearing names in the past after some errant shots, but I’ve also kissed it after some killer shots. So, that got me thinking, what are some of the craziest names out there on the market for golf drivers. These are actual product names, not just nicknames. If you have your own creative name for a golf driver or think we missed one that should be included, just add it to the comments – you can also vote …

We all want to hit the long ball off the tee. You just get a rush from sending one out past 300 yards (274.32 meters) or better yet, sending it 20 yards past all of the guys you’re playing with. It’s like throwing a long touchdown, swishing a basketball shot from half court, or hitting a baseball out of the park. In golf, everyone values the big hitter. He is the MVP, the BMOC that we all strive to be. Even if the rest of your game is crap and you are a consistent 3 putter, if you can drive the ball, you are respected. To hell with the saying, “drive for show, putt for dough.” I’d rather be the guy with the big stick, the big gun, the ball …